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FINAL FOUR, 8 GAME PRO SETS AND NASCAR

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Although none of these things really sound that fun to me, they bring lots and lots of excitement for many, in fact millions!  Even though I may not be as elated, I do feel the charge of energy from sports.  Because of that, I bring you my predictions!  

FIRST:
For the first time ever in my life, I am going to pick my prediction for the Final Four.   This is a result of too many hours on the gym treadmill watching ESPN with no sound.  Please forgive my lack of lingo knowledge.  Here it goes:
Midwest: Michigan State
West: Missouri
East: Duke
South: North Carolina (this being my long shot)
To win it all:    . . . . . .  . DUKE!
SECOND:
8 Game Pro Set describes the tennis matches I will be playing on Saturday (not exciting to millions).  I have no prediction whatsoever since this is the first time my teammates and I will play a tournament.  It is a ladies only doubles match up between three teams.  Unfortunately, we do not have matching outfits, but I think we will do well.  Our team name is “The Gall,” coming from our coach, so we don’t have a clue what it means.  We also are not familiar with a 7 point Coman tiebreak that we apparently have to play.  Weeeeee.  I predict we are scruffy enough to come out on top, or at least in the middle!
THIRD:
NASCAR!  As I have written in the past, this is the number 1 spectator sport in America. Although NASCAR officials are whining about cash flow, they are still filling up the stands.  I doubt that April 5th at the Texas Motor Speedway will be any different.  I know my brothers will be contributing to the economic success of NASCAR.  The one and only time I attended this race with my family, it poured like cats and dogs.  The only car I saw on the track was a pace car going 20 mph to confirm it was raining.  So, not having a lot of knowledge about NASCAR, here is my prediction:
CARL EDWARDS will win it all. 
*These predictions are solely based on guessing.  
Keep in touch and let me know what YOU think sports fans!

Osama Bin Laden v. Paris Hilton!

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Maybe someone has written about this already, but not me! This is one of those crazy thoughts I had while showering, except this time I happen to remember it a second time. In an effort to actually get my thoughts to my computer, I risked falling asleep in my bra without flossing my teeth.

Despite my bra and not flossing, I couldn’t stop searching for that perfect word that describes Osama Bin Laden AND Paris Hilton. What word do you think of? “Egotistical?” How about “narcissistic?” I like the second word best. From http://www.dictionary.com/, I can now define the word, then I can connect it.

nar·cis·sism (när’sĭ-sĭz’əm) n.
1. Excessive love or admiration of oneself. See Synonyms at conceit.
2. A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3. Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one’s own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.

Who else would film themselves having sex, and stare at the camera the entire time. No, not your Jewish cousin, but Paris Hilton. (See 1 and 3 above.) Of course, who would film themselves in a cave claiming their the leader of Al Queda while the majority of the world desires his head on a platter. (See 2 above.)

The problem is that as a society too many people live vicariously through someone else’s life. Sadly, some people live to read People magazine for their fill of Paris Hilton while others watch CNN endlessly feeding the need to know what rock Osama is living under. This feeds narcissism. What we really need to feed Paris and Osama is a cheese burger! (This fine tidbit of wisdom comes from a good friend, JT, and she is so right).

Because of being in the spot light in so many different ways, Paris and Osama strive to be elusive. They avoid the papparazzi and the military of various countries respectively. But for many Americans living vicariously, they are like a train wreck you can’t stop watching. Thus once again, we fuel the fire of narcissism exhibited by two people that couldn’t provide a more devestating impression to our future generations. (Train wreck analogy given by JT, again, thank you!)

Admit it, we all want them to go away, one way or another, but then we would actually have to live our own lives. What a shame.