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About Cynthetics

Amateur blogger and intense observer of life through warped sunglasses. In an attempt to hone my writing skills, I am having fun bringing humor and entertainment through observations of everyday experiences. Nothing is sacred!
May7

Coffee Cup Stories #3

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Oh boy, where do I begin…  This blog is supposed to be all about satirical observations of the things around us, life, humans, nature.

FBI cup

I’ll go straight to the funniest yet strangest thing that has happened in my eyes, Sarah Palin left her view of Russia from her kitchen window to visit a hair salon in Texas whose owner broke the law and was jailed.  The same law the Judge in the case followed after giving the owner lots of chances to redeem herself, only to have the Texas Attorney General and Governor publicly tell the Judge he was wrong.  What???? I’m so confused, but I expect that if I break the law, I better get 5 chances to do whatever the fuck I want and not have consequences!

Damn Straight. That’s why I picked my FAVORITE Coffee Cup.

Carpe Diem

Apr3

Coffee Cup Stories #2

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Coffee Cup Stories #2

Day __ of “Stay-at-Home” Order.  Up with coffee and ready to start my day.  Health experts say it’s a good idea to try and keep your usual daily routine. Not sure about your daily routine, but my guess is it includes numerous stressors.  The alarm wakes you, the baby is crying, the dogs are pacing, the weather sucks, the cat is mewing, no one turned the dishwasher on, the wet clothes are still in the dryer, and at 7:45 a.m. you realized you have an 8 a.m. dentist appointment.  All of this and you have not even stepped into the office yet.

New stressors have now appeared, especially for parents who are fortunate enough to work from home, but now have to help with homeschooling or online school for their children. Friends have posted things on Facebook, like “Be glad you don’t have children,” “I am now trapped with my children,” and the like.  Kudos to parents everywhere.  The worst thing my furry children do is stink.

Coffee Cup 2

I chose Coffee Cup #2 because it reflects my bohemian style. I found it at an outdoor art fair, and wish I had purchased more than just one.  This is my favorite coffee cup and reminds me of carefree days, instead of days where my friends are trapped with their children.  I look forward to walking around an outdoor art fair without fear of breathing on each other.

Carpe Diem